Total Medals Earned: 1,363 (From 298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,315 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Finish the Game
Finish the Game with a key
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
It's a piece of cake.
Press F to experience full screen mode.
Check out some awesome music from the Newgrounds Audio Portal!
Now that's a bit harder.
This one's a real challenge.
Is it even possible??
Medals Earned: 3/38 (30/480 points)
Win game with at last 15 points
Win game with 25 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
Win the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Make five "friends" at once.
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!